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The elan of the noble ‘austerity drive’ by the UPA government in September, saw the politicians all over the country shift from their oh-so-luxurious business class seats to the not so comfortable ones- cattle…oops! economy class. But what if this goes on forever? Here’s a list of things that are bound to change due to these acts of condescension...

Unemployment - Well, this could be a term that is soon forgotten. Anybody and everybody could become a rickshaw wala or pull a horse cart. And you never know, most of them might just end up rearing cows and buffaloes.

Solitary Reapers - The airport officials could just end up being all alone on the airport. After all if Rahulji can travel by train , why not us..? You never know, Vijay Mallya might just end up buying another sports team!!
Roads to heaven- When the netas have to travel by the roads, which are in a very pitiable condition, they will realise the plight of the people who go through the torture everyday, and the roads will  be mended- hopefully!

The Dhakkans- The wide gaping potholes will finally be covered, but don’t expect that to happen until one or two of our netas fall into it.

Tata Bailgadis- After the very affordable Nano, next just might be a very cheap Bailgadi..!! But, no, you won’t get a buffalo free...!!!