Recession turned trendy
The Wardrobe Gets A Stylish Trim When Budget Hits The Runway
Tapasya Aggarwal,AIS Gurugram 46, XI G
Breaking news: The style graph is out! And ahh! The market isn’t looking so great: there’s a spike in ankle-length skirts, dye boxes are flying off the shelves, and oh no, the new look of the season is 3 AM bangs! All of these are signs that it’s the season of recession-core. Luxe is out; budget staples are in.
DIY stocks on the rise
The bold decision to cut bangs at 3 AM after a two-hour deep dive on YouTube says more about the volatile economy than it does about you. When money’s tight, the salons and spas are a luxury. No more pampering sessions in front of LED-illuminated vanity mirrors - the beauty queens and kings will have to rely on jugaad, from colouring hair at home to filing nails on the metro. The uneven bob, bushy eyebrows, and Cruella-style hair colouring aren’t looks copied from the latest Vogue cover; they’re moving billboards of the reality show called ‘Survival of the Fashionist’.
The hemline index
The next time your bua or maasi objects to the length of your skirt, tell them it’s directly related to the health of the economy. Short means prosperity. At least that’s what the economists say. As per the hemline theory, skirts were shorter during the Roaring Twenties, but the Great Depression made longer skirts more trendy. Why? In prosperous times, people are willing to waste fabric. But, during tough times, they prefer skirts that can be worn year-long. The demure-mindful trend didn’t come from nowhere.
Corporate chic
Neutral basics quietly turn into capsule wardrobes. After all, clothes need to do double duty - look good at work and at a party (or only at work… who’s got the money to whoop it up?). Black and white become the colours of your life. Every once in a while, a hint of beige sneaks in, feeling less like a bold choice and more like switching your life’s filter to sepia. Subtle. Sensible. Maybe even existential.
Vintage is gold
You do not bother about the origin of a trench coat when it’s priced at 300 INR at a lively flea market. A trench coat is a trench coat - whether it was stolen, discarded, or defective is irrelevant. The white lights of Zara were blinding anyway, the self-checkout at Uniqlo felt appalling, and a sale was never really a sale at any of the high-end brands. It’s the recession that allows you to appreciate the beauty of handpicking the best piece from a bundled mess of fraying overcoats.
Fashion can never lose its charm or go out of ‘fashion’ even in the times of recession. Luxury may be on pause, but creativity isn’t. But if you are still struggling to up your style game with a limited budget, just slap on your favourite vibrant lipstick - another theory that the economists swear by!